I would be in District 12 if we lived in Panem....
cordyprentiss: the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes
grimshws: omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
chadleymacguff: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Talking to some girls in class
about accidentally deleting my entire iTunes library of 3000 songs and movies. Bystander: HOLY SHIT! How did you ever get $3,000 to buy them all back?! Me: lol, that’s cute